It's Called What?

"It’s the Obama bear market," said Dan Veru, who helps oversee $2.8 billion at Palisade Capital Management in Fort Lee, New Jersey. “We don’t know what the rules are in so many different areas the government is touching.”

Where is this market, you ask? And is anyone actually buying these Obama Bears? Or is this the new name for Chicago's NFL team? I don't know, but it seems pretty obvious that they no longer only poop in the woods. Check your retirement account.