Conductor: "Ed - can you get on and give these people an update as to what's going on?" [click]
Conductor: "Ed - you on?" [click]
Ed: "Uh, ladies an gentlemen - the 622 is, uh, running approximately 19 minutes behind schedule today, and, uh, will be making additional stops at Jefferson Park and uh, Irving Park. We thank you for your, uh, inconvenience. Er..." [click]
You're welcome, Ed. And yes, everyone on the train was laughing at you.